In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023

MoFunny for

Friday

October 15, 2027

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Trivia question....

He is one of the foremost figures in the history of landscape painting:

Pablo Picasso

Marcel Duchamp

Claude Monet

Georges Braque

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Consider these words of wisdom....

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away. -- Dag Hammarskjold

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Joy is not in things; it is in us. -- Richard Wagner

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Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change. -- Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks, 1965

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I bet ya' didn't know....

I Bet Ya Didn't Know: On May 18, 1910 thousands took to their roofs, huddling for comfort and praying for salvation. Many believed the end of the world was near. The source of their anxiety was Halley's Comet, which returned from its 75-year odyssey through space.

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Any plant or part thereof eaten during the main dish is a vegetable. If it is eaten at any other part of the meal, it is a fruit. US Supreme Court ruling in 1893!

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

At the end of a long day of driving, we encountered roadwork. We were unsure which lane to use, and the flagman was no help; his signal light went up, down, across, and back again.

"What do you think he wants us to do?' my husband asked.

We proceeded cautiously and finally drew abreast of the flagman who, we realized, was frantically warding off mosquitoes.

Joke

The helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island and was forced to make an emergency landing. Luckily the pilot saw a small cottage nearby. He walked to it and knocked on the door.
"Is there a mechanic in the area?" he asked the woman who answered the door.
She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds. "No," she finally said, pointing down the road, "but we do have a McArdle and a McKay."

One-liner

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Joke

You Live in the Deep South when...

You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.

"Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.

After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"

"He needed killin' " is a valid defense.

Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Melba Lou, etc.

Joke

A couple was touring the Capitol in Washington D.C., and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain.

The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?"

The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at the Congress, then prays for the country!"

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

Your screen door has no screen.

Joke

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager who asked her if he can help.

She explained that she wanted to return the non-working toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.

Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.

She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"

Joke

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "and you are no good in bed either" and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to phone after many rings and the irritated husband says "what took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this late, doing what"?

"Getting a second opinion," she says.


Trivia answer....

The correct answer is...

Claude Monet (1840 - 1926)

Claude Oscar Monet was born on November 14, 1840 in Paris. Five years after Monet’s birth, his father (Adolphe Monet) moved the family to a seaport near the Normandy Coast called Le Havre. Monet described later in life that in his childhood years he always had an interest in the ocean and the landscapes he saw in Le Havre.

As an adolescent, Monet enjoyed painting funny and amusing caricatures of his teachers and classmates, and Monet was able to sell his collection for 2000 francs. After this, his father and aunt probably realized that Monet had enough talent to make a living at painting. Unlike many fathers who had aspiring artists for sons, Monet’s father did not interfere with his efforts to become an artist, although it’s probably true that he wanted his son to finish school even more.

Early in his life, Monet seemed destined to seek inspiration from other artists and teachers. Through his schooling in the arts, he met other famous names like Renoir and Manet. By his 20’s, Monet had no financial or social support from any of his family members. Throughout his younger years, Monet had to borrow money from Bazille in order to have money for daily necessities. And for at least his younger years, constant outside financial support was always a constant.

The road to success was long and hard for Claude Monet. Like all the Impressionists of his time, Monet had trouble selling his paintings because the Salons always rejected his paintings. In 1874, Monet and other artists decided to open an independent exhibition in order to survive the rejection of the Salons. At this time, Monet began to achieve more and more success. He received work through commissions, and was able to afford new homes and farms, where he also made more paintings. In the 1900’s, a simple picture of a haystack (seen above) could draw enormous money into Monet’s pocket.

Toward the later end of his life, Monet began work on his water lilies, perhaps his more famous works. He even painted a huge set of canvases that were made specifically for a space in Paris’ Orangerie. His work toward the end of his life represented a tireless painter continuing to express the freest possible art through an impression.

Claude Monet was always a character who did what he wanted to. Often times, the artists would disobey his father, his aunt, and even those vital to his prosperity. Monet always looked to his art, and the amount of money his art could earn. Monet never allowed himself to be shortchanged. He often put a sold sign on his work to make it appear that his work was in high demand.

Monet was always a person that never had enough of anything. He could never appreciated the light way he portrayed light in his paintings. He also felt he never had enough money. Monet always had to borrow money from his friends. To be a friend of Monet not only meant to give oneself socially and freely, but to give oneself financially. Monet often wrote to his wealthy friend Bazille stating that he and his wife were out of money and needed assistance as soon as possible.

Claude Monet had lived a productive life for an artist when he died in 1926. Most of his works are in museums around the world. He had remained a loyal member of Impressionism well over forty years, and you can see how evident this is when you read a statement he wrote only six months before his death. "In the end the only merit I have is to have painted directly from nature." Today, Claude Monet has become a household name and a cherished commodity for everyone who enjoys art and of course, Impressionism.