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October 21, 2027

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Trivia question....

What causes bad breath?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation. -- George Washington

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The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart. -- Saint Jerome

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Hold a book in your hand and you're a pilgrim at the gates of a new city. -- Anne Michaels, Fugitive Pieces

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I bet ya' didn't know....

Khusro Khan (1612), the governor of Tatta, in what is now Pakistan, built 300 mosques to atone for once having glimpsed a neighbor's wife in her bath.

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There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skins?

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

ANSWERS:

1. (talk) 2. (legs) 3. (a twenty dollar bill) 4. (fire truck) 5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt) 6. (pants) 7. (fork) 8. (Almond Joy candy bar) 9. (grit) 10. (last name)

So how many did you get right?

Joke

In my husband's work for a cable-television company, he encounters illegal hookups that drive up costs for other customers. One day he arrived at a repair job just as the homeowner was pulling into the driveway. She pointed the way to the den, where the TV was located, and then walked out to get the mail.

As my husband approached the TV, he saw a note taped to the screen. It read: "Don't forget to hide the descramblers before the cable guy comes. Love, Tom."

One-liner

Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.

Joke

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him "I have some very bad news for you ...

.. I'm afraid that you're afflicted with a fatal and incurable disease."

So the guy asks, "Well isn't there ANYTHING I can do, doc?"

"Hmmm.... maybe you should go to a spa and start taking daily mud baths." The doctor tells the patient.

"Mud baths? Will that help me, doc?"

"Probably not.... But at least you'll get used to being

Joke

During his spare time, my brother, an attorney, volunteers on his town's fire and rescue squad.
When I mentioned this to a friend, he smiled and said, "Let me get this straight. Your brother is a lawyer AND an EMT? So he doesn't have to chase the ambulance; he's already in it?"

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

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THE WASHINGTON POST asked its readers to come up with "creative new questions" you always wanted to ask somebodyanybody.

The results were more entertaining than the answers could ever be.

Who coined the phrase "to coin a phrase"?

Where do they send Siberian criminals?

Shouldn't 'brevity" be a one-syllable word?

Joke

A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car.

His father said, "Son, come here." He took him to the barn and pointed to the tractor and said, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car".

The boy was not too happy, but was understanding. A week later, his second son approached him wanting a new bike.

"Well", the father said, "as soon as the tractor is paid for we'll see about getting you your bike."

Shortly after, his youngest was bugging him for a tricycle. Again, the father gave him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.

While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with his father's explanation, saw the farm rooster mating one of the hens. He promptly went over and kicked ,. the rooster off the hen's back, mumbling to himself.

His dad asked, "Son, now why would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to deserve that."

The third son replied, "Hey, nobody around here rides anything until that damn tractor gets paid off!"


Trivia answer....

It's not your fault if you have bad breath.

In fact, most people with halitosis are so concerned about it that they tend to have far better oral hygiene practices than the average person.

According to the most current research, over 90 percent of all cases of chronic bad breath originate in the mouth, NOT in the stomach, sinuses, or lungs. Virtually all cases of bad breath are caused by Volatile Sulfur Compounds (VSCs). One compound is hydrogen sulfide (the rotten egg smell) and another is methyl mercaptan (the essence of skunk oil).

The source of these compounds is bacteria in the mouth breaking down the cell wall of dead cells. These anaerobic bacteria collect and multiply mainly on the tongue. They thrive in a dry, dark environment such as under the gums, the spaces between the teeth, and the crevices of the tongue.

A person's diet can cause bad breath, because certain foods can trigger a substantial increase of anaerobic bacteria that produce VSCs. Coffee, an integral part of our society, contains acids that decrease oxygenation of the mouth, which, in turn, increases bacteria production. Dairy products, the focus of a recent media blitz promoting healthy eating habits, are high in proteins that the bacteria break down to create the VSCs. Sugar containing mints and chewing gum also produce VSCs, when the anaerobic bacteria break them down. Spicy foods and onions contain sulfur byproducts that are absorbed into the blood stream, and are expelled by the lungs. Additionally, alcohol-containing mouth rinses dry the mouth, causing a condition by the name of xerostomia, or "Dry Mouth Syndrome."

Dieting can cause bad breath in the form of a hunger odor, a.k.a. "morning breath," which goes along with the sensation of hunger. Some evidence leads to the conclusion that this odor is a product of the decomposition and rotting of pancreatic juices, which passes into the stomach while the body fasts. The odor worsens if one skips breakfast.

Gum disease, most certainly, can cause bad breath, because food trapped in gum pockets can rot and ferment, which releases sulfur products, and increases tartar buildup on the teeth, which also traps bacteria that release sulfur products. Most know that smoking causes bad breath, and that heart problems eventually result from the habit, but few realize that smoking causes gum disease, and that gum disease can cause heart problems.

Certain medications, for example blood pressure medication, antidepressant medication, antihistamine medication, and cold medication, just to mention a few, cause "Dry Mouth Syndrome." This syndrome decreases saliva production, leaving the mouth without a lubricant to cleanse itself and to remove food particles.

Distinctive odors are often associated with certain medical conditions, and can play a critical role in detecting and diagnosing potential life-threatening illnesses. Common medical conditions associated with halitosis include respiratory infections, such as infections of the nose, windpipe, or lungs, chronic bronchitis, postnasal drip, and sinusitis. Other conditions include, but are not limited to, diabetes, gastrointestinal disorders, liver or kidney disorders, and metabolic disorders.