Joke

While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store. On slow nights my co-worker Susan would often sing along with the radio while we did paperwork or restocked merchandise.

One evening as the manager was leaving, I expressed my concern to him about our safety, being two women working alone at night.

"Oh, you'll be fine," he said with a wave of his hand. "If you see anybody who looks suspicious, just warn him that Susan knows karaoke."