Joke

Sam and Mike are walking from religious service. Sol wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Mike replies, "Why don't you ask Father Smith?"

So Sam goes up to Father Smith and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?"

But Father says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Sam goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Father told him.

Mike says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Mike goes up to Father Smith and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?"

To which Father Smith eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."