In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023
MoFunny for
Women's Day · December 9, 2026
What is the lowest and highest points in the United States?
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No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another. -- Charles Dickens
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them. -- Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1820
Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power. -- Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks, 1965
Eight million Americans a year attend family reunions.
The world's heaviest twins, Billy and Benny McCrary of Hendersonville, North Carolina, professional wrestlers, had a combined weight of 1,474 pounds.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed in our 19th-century home.
Showing a friend around the house, I pointed out, "You know, these doors are from the Piedmont Hotel."
He raised an eyebrow. "Most people just take towels."
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the greatest doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies,
"I would like to hear them say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!"
The Meek shall inherit the earth..
...after we're through with it.
"Hey, Jon, Judi suggested I take up a new sport this summer," Amanpreet said.
"That's nice. It shows she has your best interest at heart. Did she make any suggestions?"
"As a matter of fact, she did. Do you have any idea how to play 'Russian Roulette'?"
If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?
Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.
Never let your mans mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
A mans idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
Sadly, all men are created equal.
Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving -they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
You might be a redneck if…
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Two high school sweethearts had been dating for four years, they had enjoyed losing their virginity together, and they were inseparable until they graduated.
They had planned on going to college together, but he was accepted to a school on the west coast, and she was accepted to a school on the east coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return his letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around.
He didn't take this very well, so he increased the number of phone calls, letters and e-mails in an attempt to save their relationship.
She became very annoyed with this when she started seeing a new fellow, and she wanted to get the old boyfriend off her back, so she took a Polaroid picture of her going down on her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone!"
Needless to say, he was heartbroken, and very pissed off. So,... he wrote a note on the back of her photo:
"Dear Mom and Dad, I'm having a great time at college. Please send more money!"
...and then mailed the picture to her parents.
A man woke up one morning to find his wife packing her bags.
"Where the heck are you going?" demanded the husband.
The wife replied, "You know all this free sex I've been giving you all these years? Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it out in Las Vegas."
With that the husband jumped out of bed and began packing HIS bags, too.
"Where do you think you're going?" demanded the wife.
"I want to see how you can live on $400 a year!"
What is the lowest and highest points in the United States?
Death Valley in southern California is the lowest point in the United States at 282 feet below sea level. The highest point in the contiguous 48 states is also in California: Mount Whitney, which is 14,491 feet above sea level.
Hottest, Driest, Lowest: Death Valley is a land of extremes. It is one of the hottest places on the surface of the Earth with summer temperatures averaging well over 100 degrees Fahrenheit. It encompasses the lowest point in the Western Hemisphere at 282 feet below the level of the sea, and it is the driest place in North America with an average rainfall of only 1.96 inches a year.
This valley is also a land of subtle beauties: Morning light creeping across the eroded badlands of Zabriskie Point to strike Manly Beacon, the setting sun and lengthening shadows on the Sand Dunes at Stovepipe Wells, and the colors of myriad wildflowers on the golden hills above Harmony Borax on a warm spring day.
Death Valley is a treasure trove of scientific information about the ancient Earth and about the forces still working to shape our modern world. It is home to plants, animals, and human beings that have adapted themselves to take advantage of its rare and hard won bounty. It is a story of western expansion, wealth, greed, suffering and triumph. Death Valley is a land of extremes, and much more.
Many visitors to Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Parks are interested in seeing Mt. Whitney, the tallest mountain in the "lower 48" states. However, Mt. Whitney is on the east side of the Great Western Divide, a chain of mountains that runs north/south through the center of Sequoia National Park, "dividing" the watersheds of the Kaweah River to the west and the Kern River to the east. Because many of the snowcapped peaks in the Great Western Divide reach altitudes of 12,000' (3657 meters) or higher, it is impossible to see over them to view Mt. Whitney from any of the roads on the west side of the Sierra. The best place from which to see Mt. Whitney is the Interagency Visitor Center on Highway 395, just south of the town of Lone Pine on the east side of the Sierra. Highway 395 can be reached via Tioga Pass in Yosemite National Park (open summer only), or by going around the southern end of the Sierra from the town of Bakersfield.