In loving memory of Tom Hogg, 1943–2023

MoFunny for

Tuesday

September 7, 2027

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Trivia question....

What do you call the symbol used in e-mail addresses?

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Consider these words of wisdom....

Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love. -- Thomas Fuller

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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Author - Woody Allen

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If what you are telling is true, you don't have to choose your words so carefully. - Frank A. Clark

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I bet ya' didn't know....

Yuma, Arizona has the most sun of any locale in the U.S. - it averages sunny skies 332 days a year.

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The life expectancy for a child born in 2000 is a record 77 years.

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Things that make you go Hmmm....

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Jokes & stories....

Joke

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."

The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

Joke

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.

Amen.

One-liner

AT&T stands for American Telephone and Telegraph.
MCI stands for Microwave Communications Inc.

Joke

A man looked at the menu at the airport restaurant, and saw that the sandwiches were named for planes. "I'll have a Jumbo Jet," he said. When the order arrived, he was disappointed to see how small his burger was, but he ate it anyway.
He called his waiter over and asked, "Was that the Jumbo Jet?"
"Yeah," the waiter answered. "Went pretty fast, didn't it?"

Joke

"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained to his secretary. "It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back."

Just then the door flew open, and in bounced George. "You'll never guess what happened!" he shouted. "While I was at lunch, I met Old Man Brown, who hasn't bought anything from us for five years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me this half-million dollar order!"

"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary. "I told you he'd forget the sandwiches."

Red Neck

You might be a redneck if…

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Joke

After the lavish wedding reception, Judi and Amanpreet retired to their Honeymoon Suite.

The groom turned down the lights and found some romantic CDs to put on the in-room stereo. He then excused himself for a bit and returned wearing just a robe. He carried a bottle of Dom Perignon.

He opened the champagne and poured himself and Judi a drink. She giggled at the way the bubbles popped out of the glass.

They drank their champagne, kissed, rubbed each other, and kissed some more. Finally, Amanpreet took the girl of his dreams by her hand, stood up, and tenderly began to lead her towards the bedroom.

When Judi stopped after a couple of steps, Amanpreet gently asked, "What's wrong my love?"

"I'll be damned," she muttered. "Every stinking time I go out with a guy it ALWAYS ends up the same way!"

Joke

You Must Be A Teacher If...

~ You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick.

~ You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."

~ You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

~ You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."

~ When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.

~ Marking all A's on the report card would make your life SO much simpler.

~ You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

~ You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into home schooling.

~ You've never had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.

~ You can't have children of your own, because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it. \

~ Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"


Trivia answer....

That little "a" with a circle curling around it that is found in email addresses is most commonly referred to as the "at" symbol.

Surprisingly though, there is no official, universal name for this sign. There are dozens of strange terms to describe the @ symbol.

Several languages use words that associate the shape of the symbol with some type of animal.

For instance, some quirky names for the @ symbol include:

apenstaartje - Dutch for "monkey's tail"
snabel - Danish for "elephant's trunk"
kissanhnta - Finnish for "cat's tail"
klammeraffe - German for "hanging monkey"
papaki - Greek for "little duck"
kukac - Hungarian for "worm"
dalphaengi - Korean for "snail"
grisehale - Norwegian for "pig's tail"
sobachka - Russian for "little dog"

Before it became the standard symbol for electronic mail, the @ symbol was used to represent the cost or weight of something. For instance, if you purchased 6 apples, you might write it as 6 apples @ $1.10 each.

With the introduction of e-mail came the popularity of the @ symbol. The @ symbol or the "at sign" separates a person's online user name from his mail server address. For instance, [email protected]. Its widespread use on the Internet made it necessary to put this symbol on keyboards in other countries that have never seen or used the symbol before. As a result, there is really no official name for this symbol.

The actual origin of the @ symbol remains an enigma.

History tells us that the @ symbol stemmed from the tired hands of the medieval monks. During the Middle Ages before the invention of printing presses, every letter of a word had to be painstakingly transcribed by hand for each copy of a published book. The monks that performed these long, tedious copying duties looked for ways to reduce the number of individual strokes per word for common words. Although the word "at" is quite short to begin with, it was a common enough word in texts and documents that medieval monks thought it would be quicker and easier to shorten the word "at" even more. As a result, the monks looped the "t" around the "a" and created it into a circle-eliminating two strokes of the pen.

Another story tells the @ symbol was used as an abbreviation for the word amphora. Amphora was the unit of measurement that determined the amount held by the large terra cotta jars that were used to ship grain, spices and wine. Giorgio Stabile, an Italian scholar, discovered the @ symbol in a letter written in 1536 by a Florentine trader named Francesco Lapi. It seems likely that some industrious trader saw the @ symbol in a book transcribed by monks using the symbol and appropriated it for use as the amphora abbreviation. This would also explain why it became common to use the symbol in relation to quantities of something.